Wednesday, December 29, 2004

Save the white people.... fuck the brown ones.

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I hate the MSM with a passion, the same passion and distain I hold for some hippy freak who spouts shit about how his liberties are being violated because he is not free to be a dick.

The last few days we have been inundated with visual images of the catastrophe that overtook the Asian Islands and with all this, with the close to eighty thousand dead what do the headlines read?

12 Americans perish

Goddamn are we that selfish as a society that, that’s the best headline the media can come up with, and if I hear again about how some third rate underwear model survived the tsunami I will personally go to her house and drown the bitch myself.

And if I see another video of another fat ass tourist wheeling around his luggage with that, “Aw, shucks our vacation is ruined, ah… lets head back to L.A. and get some sushi” look, I will personally fly to LA and drown that fucker too after that C list underwear model, or maybe before depending on my itinerary and if the airlines don’t lose my luggage or cancel my flight because of some Microsoft windows meltdown or half the airline calling in sick.

No more “Miracle Baby” headlines, when the baby pictured is some Arian looking fucker, no more local news stories about how couple so and so from Long Island WERE supposed to be in Thailand but they missed their plane and how God saved them. NO God didn’t save you, your lazy ass kept hitting the snooze button, fuck god thank Toshiba.

I don’t want to read about all these dinky organizations that are trying to use this tragedy to generate revenue, when if you read the fine print you get some shit about how .0005 cents from every 100 dollars actually is going to Thailand, the rest is to cover the celebrity spokesperson and the company’s CEO’s salary. You want to donate money, give to the RED CROSS period.

What the fuck is next, commemorative snow globes? Look honey, shake it up, wee !! look at that tiny village get washed away, but you know this snow globe is filled with the actual water from the actual ocean that slammed into Thailand.

I don’t want to see that little 10:15 news teaser, “Can a tsunami hit New York” more at 11pm. The answer is NO a big fat fucking hairy NO, unless someone drops at least 10 thousand atomic bombs into the Atlantic in the same spot, or if a meteor hit, I can guarantee you, you’re going to be safe.

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– a little computer humor, now go live your lives don’t worry about the killer tsunami play with your kids, get drunk, piss of your neighbor, and have a happy New Year.

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  • Monday, December 27, 2004

    Tidal Waves and Tsunami's

    Tsunami is a Japanese word with the English translation, "harbor wave." Represented by two characters, the top character, "tsu," means harbor, while the bottom character, "nami," means "wave." In the past, tsunamis were sometimes referred to as "tidal waves" by the general public. The term "tidal wave" is a misnomer; although a tsunami's impact upon a coastline is dependent upon the tidal level at the time a tsunami strikes, tsunamis are unrelated to the tides.

    Tides result from the imbalanced, extraterrestrial, gravitational influences of the moon,sun, and planets. The term "seismic sea wave" is also misleading. "Seismic" implies an earthquake-related generation mechanism, but a tsunami can also be caused by a nonseismic event, such as a landslide or meteorite impact.

    FOX, CNN, NY1... Try Earth Science 101 before you report the news.

    *Thanks to BklynGirl for the heads up *

    Oh yeah, thoughts and prayers... thoughts and prayers...

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  • Friday, December 24, 2004

    Merry Christmas

    Merry Christmas everyone.

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  • Tuesday, December 21, 2004

    Ahh... It must be Christmas in Staten Island.

    For our non-New Yorkers, Staten Island is where New York City, since the 1930's accumlated the city's garbage. Everyonce in a while the residents are up in arms over the stench, which amuses me because if you're going to build a home I would think keeping it away from a dump would be one of it's key features.

    Nevertheless, Staten Island is home to our more colorfull residents, think Mafia wannabee's and blue collar mechanics.

    So when I read this, I wasn't suprised.

    Preschool brawl gives Christmas spirit the heave-ho
    A dispute over seats at an elementary school play erupts in a brawl that results in two arrests. Great Kills residents Venus Guerrieri, 59, and her 29-year-old son, Charles H. Balducci, are arrested on the grounds of St. Clare’s Preschool on Nelson Avenue in Great Kills after the disagreement escalates into violence that leaves one mom, the wife of a retired police officer, injured.
    Read more here.

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  • Monday, December 20, 2004

    And you thought Macromedia Flash was just for index pages and menus.

    This is a very cool flash video done to Radiohead's Creep.

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  • Friday, December 17, 2004

    Poll shows U.S. views on Muslim-Americans

    Nearly half of those surveyed say some rights should be restricted.

    A recent survey by Cornell University found that found 44 percent of Americans favor at least some restrictions on the civil liberties of Muslim Americans.
    Ok, here is my list of people that should have their civil liberties restricted.
    - Crazy hippy Hawk watchers
    - Anyone who uses the words, "Bushilter" or "nazi" in everyday conversation.
    - Anyone who is still bitching about the Kerry loss.
    - Anyone who believes what is written in the New York Times is true.
    - Fans of Dan Rather.
    - The entire city of San Francisco.
    - College kids who carry "End Capitalism now" signs while wearing their Gap shirts, Old Navy Pants and brand new Nike's. while downloading songs on their Ipod's.
    - Anyone who's whole life is dedicated to watching the Scott Peterson trial.
    - Anyone whose whole blog is a mess of get rid of Rumsfield stories cut and pasted from Salon.
    - The entire staff of Salon.com
    - The jerk off Met management that green lighted the Pedro Martinez trade.
    - And finally, people that know me that say, “Season’s greetings” It’s fucking MERRY CHRISTMAS, asses, you know the birth of freaking Christ, the reason for the fucking holiday in the first place.

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  • Thursday, December 16, 2004

    In the.. humm.. thats not too bright department.

    SAN JOSE, Costa Rica — Usama bin Laden take note: You wouldn't be safe in Costa Rica. A startled taxi driver shot and wounded a jokester wearing a plastic mask of the Al Qaeda leader, police said Tuesday.

    Leonel Arias, 47, told police he was playing a practical joke by donning the Bin Laden mask, toting his pellet rifle and jumping out to scare drivers on a narrow street in his hometown, Carrizal de Alajuela (search), about 20 miles north of San Jose.
    Now if that happend in the States, oh lordy, the driver would have been charged with some nonsence crime, the family of the shot man would be on CNN pleading that he didn't have to get shot because he always is playing some sort of practial joke. The man shot would have sued the cab company, the gun maker and the makers of the Bin-laden mask.

    Oh yeah, and a bunch of dirty hippy freaks would have been waiting nearby to see that no Hawks were injured in this shooting.

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  • Wednesday, December 15, 2004

    Newark Airport Screeners Spot -- Then Lose -- Fake Bomb

    NEWARK, N.J. -- Baggage screeners at Newark Liberty International Airport spotted -- and then lost -- a fake bomb planted in luggage by a supervisor during a training exercise.

    Despite an hours-long search Tuesday night, the bag, containing a fake bomb complete with wires, a detonator and a clock, made it onto an Amsterdam-bound flight. It was recovered by airport security officials in Amsterdam when the flight landed several hours later.

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  • Tuesday, December 14, 2004

    You can't say "fuck" on tv... or can you?

    Click here for video of a field reporter um... fucking up.. on live tv.

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  • Monday, December 13, 2004

    AC Rawked.

    We had a blast in AC over the week, in the "I don't see, I don't know" department.

    I was back in the room relaxing after a long day of conferences and there was a knock on the door, I really thought it was the hubby coming upstairs for some afternoon delight, but to my suprise it was a young man by the name of Javier.

    Well Javier gave me his card and introduced himself as our host and that at the request of my husband he was to take me down to the shops to find some outfits to wear for dinner. Me being half a retard I said I don't have that kind of money to shop.

    With this silly grin he said, no its on the casino compliments of the Borgata.

    Holy shit, how much did my husband win or lose, I don't want to know, but the 3 dresses are really nice.





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  • Saturday, December 11, 2004

    File this under.. DUH !!

    Vegas crowd doesn't find George Carlin funny.

    The guy lives off his "7 dirty words" bit, he hasn't said anything slightly amusing since 1978, but people still flock to his shows then leave dumbfounded. "In Vegas, you don't get the hardcore fans who follow what you do. It's like betting on a craps table. Am I gonna get a good audience or am I gonna get these dopes who wander in with a coupon, wearing short pants and scratching their nuts?"

    Carlin blew his stack at the MGM Grand, which he says fired him because his act, which includes a 35-minute riff on suicide, had gotten "too dark."

    All I know is that when I go to see a comedian, I want to feel depressed.

    Read more from the NY Post.

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  • Santa Fight !!

    Speaking of fight club.

    The world's biggest gathering of Santa Clauses has ended in a mass brawl.

    CS spray and batons had to be used to break up the fighting Santas.

    Some 4,200 people dressed as Father Christmas gathered in a small Welsh town for a charity festive fun run.

    But it turned into festive fisticuffs after some of the Santas headed to the pub for a seasonal tipple.

    The goodwill evaporated, to be replaced with around 30 Santas swapping punches.

    Five St Nicks were nicked by police.

    A Dyfed Powys Police spokeswoman said: "A very successful Santa Run day was spoilt by the drunken behaviour of a number of local individuals who managed to consume too much alcohol and became involved in a serious public order incident.
    First rule of Santa fight club... Don't talk about Santa fight club.

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  • Psstt.. (Part 2).. Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son.

    Mayor Daley spares Chicago's Joe Sixpack tax increase on beer.

    The mayor took a giant step Friday toward keeping alive his seven-year streak when he dropped a penny-a-sixpack tax on beer that had emerged as a symbolic thorn in the side of aldermen and the Joe Sixpacks they represent.
    Read this story from Chicago that doesn't include the words Cubs, losing streak or Al Capone.

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  • Psstt... Don't eat the soup.

    If you ever watched the movie "Fight Club" one lesson learned is that, "They always fuck with the soup."

    Guess they don't have bootleg copies of that movie in the Ukrain.

    VIENNA, Austria — Ukrainian presidential candidate Viktor Yushchenko was poisoned with dioxin, doctors said Saturday, adding that the highly toxic chemical could have been put in the opposition leader's soup, producing the severe disfigurement and partial paralysis of his face.

    Read more at Fox.com

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  • Friday, December 10, 2004

    So you don't snort a dimebag... you shoot one.


    COLUMBUS, Ohio — The band Damageplan had just started playing Wednesday night at the Alrosa Villa nightclub outside Columbus when a gunman walked on stage and shot top heavy metal guitarist "Dimebag" Darrell Abbott.

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  • Sunday, December 05, 2004

    Got some hardway 6's and 8's

    I will be spending the next 4 day in Atlantic City for a Real Estate thingie-ma-bob.

    If I can get a hold of some free wifi, I will check in, otherwise I leave you with this.

    Download - "Sweet Home Chicago" from The Blues Brothers
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  • Saturday, December 04, 2004

    Tom Brokaw's last words... Your Mom's Box.


    Tom Brokaw left NBC News and then visited the Opie and Anthony show on XM radio, now hear how he really feels about leaving NBC and how it was working with Katie Couric, Matt Lauer, Al Roker and Dan Rather.

    Download Tom Brokaw's very last public broadcast.

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  • Firefox patch.

    If anyone here uses "FIREFOX" and everyone should.
    I found this great little patch that speeds up your browser.

    If you use Cable or DSL it helps load webpages from 1 or 2 seconds to almost instantaneously, I haven't gotten any feed back on how it changes the performance of your browser when your on Dial-up.

    Download the Firefox patch here.
    Go Here, and Here for more information.




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  • Friday, December 03, 2004

    Flight Zero one niner you're clear to land....

    um.. over there


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  • Gun Facts.

    From my good friend 'bklyngirl', whom I have been trying to convince to be a guest blogger.

    Download - Facts about guns -

    *the file is in adobe acrobat format *

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  • Jihadists wired

    WASHINGTON - Some suicide bombers who battled U.S. troops in Fallujah were doped up on heroin and speed, the Pentagon's top general said yesterday.
    So can we add "junkie" to their monikers?

    Scarface said it best,"Don't get high on your own supply"

    Read the NY Daily News.

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  • Download - "Glycerine" by Bush.

    Just because I like the song.

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  • Hey... I thought we were just having fun.

    LIMA, Peru — New Yorker Lori Berenson faces 11 more years behind bars in Peru after a human-rights court upheld her 20-year sentence for collaborating with Marxist rebels, President Alejandro Toledo said yesterday.
    Stupid bitch wanted to play with the big boys.
    Family members and rights groups say Peru has violated the 35-year-old Berenson's rights, holding her in inhumane prison conditions in the cold, windswept Andes. She was not given a fair trial and evidence from her military trial was improperly used in her civilian trial, they say.
    If anyone who saw "Midnight Express" can attest, never fuck around in a country that's well... not your's. You want to play liberal do gooder don't bitch when they haul your ass to their worst prison in the Andes mountians, you are being made an example of... understand that.
    Berenson, held in Peru since her arrest in 1995, was first tried by a hooded military judge. She was convicted of treason as a leader of the Tupac Amaru Revolutionary Movement in 1996, accused of helping to plot an attack on Congress, and jailed for life. That conviction was overthrown in 2000.
    Tupac Shakur? Isn't he a dead rapper? Ok so you are some strung out MIT student who has a bug up their ass to help the poor people of Peru, you know what you join the peace corps, not try to overthrow the government.

    Like the theme from Baretta, "If you can't do the time, don't do the crime."

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  • Baseball and Steroids.

    Before I begin I just have to say that I can give 2 shits about the Yankees, Jason Giambi and any other steroid freak who would risk permanent damage to their bodies or possible death, just ask Lyle Alzado, no wait you can’t, about the ravages of steroid abuse.

    So I open up the New York Post today and there is not one but 2 opinion pieces regarding how Jason Giambi testified to a San Francisco grand jury about his now no longer alleged steroid abuse.

    Both pieces call for his head, for him to be fired, fined, dismissed, blackballed, or what ever the fuck they have in mind. The words “Integrity for the game” were uttered both times, along with the words, “pride” and “pinstripes”

    What a fucking joke, baseball lost its integrity with inter-league play, wild card teams and 9 pm starts for the World Series, these scribes forget one important point when they mention Jason Giambi and Barry Bonds. Steroid use is NOT IILLEGAL in Major League Baseball, yes that’s correct, sure contracts are cleverly worded like this

    players may not conduct themselves in a detrimental manner or engage in illegal activities.
    It’s a standard clause, mostly for cases of substance abuse or gambling but not steroids, in fact the truth is the owners do not want steroids banned fully, it’s like the Army, don’t ask, don’t tell, don’t get caught. Baseball owners know that people do not show up to the park to watch 1-0 pitching duels, there is soccer for that.

    Owners want longer, farther, bigger, flashier homeruns, and that’s the bottom line. When Barry Bonds comes to your park the right field seats sell quicker than the seats behind home plate, to be hypocritical and spout this higher than though bull shit about how the players taking performance enhancing substances should not be allowed to play the game is just… well… bullshit, full heaping loads of it.

    Most people with half a brain know the side effects of abusing steroids, including shrunken pee pee’s and man tits, but they need that “edge” . Fucking Babe Ruth hit 70 home runs on beer and hotdogs but Bonds needs his juice to hit home runs in hitter friendly parks.

    Baseball, like most things, is entertainment to me, with the exception of degenerate gamblers most people just root… root… root… for the home team and go on with life.
    If you’re a player and want to hit the juice, god-speed but just remember Lyle Alzado.

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  • Thursday, December 02, 2004

    Target May Face Backlash on Salvation Army

    MINNEAPOLIS -- A backlash could be brewing against Target Corp. after it decided to ban Salvation Army bell-ringers and their red kettles from its store entrances this holiday season.

    The company announced the decision months ago, but the criticism didn't start to mount until Salvation Army officials recently noted the problems it could cause to their fund raising plans, and shoppers noticed the bell ringers' absence.
    I do 100 percent of my shopping online, last night I finished my gift purchasing needs at 2 am in my underwear, so this Target thing doesn't really affect me, but I am torn.

    Target clearly has a "No solicitation" rule and although The Salvation Army is a noble cause, rules are rules are rules.

    There aren't bell ringers infront of Home Depot or Circuit City, but I don't see stupid emails from people with AOL accounts wanting me to read this and what... feel sorry, start a grass roots boycot.
    Target donates more than $100 million a year to charity and already contributes to the Salvation Army through the United Way.

    In addition, Target is a member of the Salvation Army's Web shopping site, http: www.kettleshop.org, which generates donations to the Salvation Army based on purchases from participating retailers.


    100 million bucks, that is not peanuts... but I will leave the scam that is the United Way for another day.

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  • Wednesday, December 01, 2004

    FIREFIGHTERS LOSE ANOTHER 9/11 HERO

    A hero firefighter who risked his life rescuing his fellow New Yorkers at the World Trade Center has died fighting his country's enemies in Iraq.

    Army National Guard Sgt. Chris Engeldrum — a Gulf War veteran and former city cop — was killed by terrorists who detonated a car bomb as he rode in a convoy outside Baghdad on Monday.

    As one Ladder 62 firefighter noted, "He was the 344th tragedy of the terrorist attack."

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